Invisible manicurist.
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Klipspringer (Oreotragus oreotragus)
This klipspringer doesn’t think that photo you shared was funny and is a bit disappointed in your choice of Internet friends.
Warthog (Phacochoerus africanus)
The warthog mafia doesn’t start with the knees.
Pygmy Hippopotamus (Hexaprotodon liberiensis)
This terrible cat doesn’t think humans are that great at taxonomy.
Dwarf Crocodile (Osteolaemus tetraspis)
Crocodiles actually keep track of their species number by counting in binary on their teeth. This is the 57,514th dwarf crocodile in the world.
Sign
When the wheel of survival is out of order, you’d best just stay home.
Canada Goose
And you thought it was embarrassing when your parents put your *name* on your clothes.
Swallow
Swallows have evolved the ability to fly extremely quickly because the slower ones get captured and have their wings ripped off by true hope before they are able to breed.
Anemone
Alas, these umbrellas are ineffective against rain.
Fire-bellied Toad
If they’d just send the upside down frog after the golden ball, the story could have been over a lot quicker.
Fish
It costs a little extra, but an accent paint job can make it a lot easier to find your fish in the parking lot.
Caribbean Spiny Lobster (Panulirus argus)
Lobsters slowly grow buds and, when sufficient mature, these will drop off and eventually grow into little lobsters themselves.
Fish
Through waves and deep see disturbances from storms, the dune structure of the subsurface changes often. As such, the volcanic rifts and mountains remain the only constant. Thus, some fish tattoo their environments on their sides to keep from getting lost.
Ray
Here you see a ray dropping small rocks to confuse the radar of the attacking submarines and making it appear larger and more threatening.
Fish
Darn. This one tastes like watermelon too.
Fish
I have a whole lot of books that are pretty certain that sea monsters don’t actually exist.
Shark Week!
Q: Why are there so many bad jokes about sharks?
A: Because they evolved during the Sillyurian period.
(bye for now)
Fish
As you can see, there is an additional ring around each spot. That is how you can tell this is a jaguar and not a leopard.
Anemone
If you don’t drink the jello shots quickly enough, they just might grow up.
Shark Week!
Q: When traveling at near the speed of light, how do sharks manage their red and blue shifts?
A: With their ampullae of Lorentzini.