Category Archives: Bird

Bird

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This bird is against vaccinations because three times as many people die from car crashes than from guns, and even more die from bad chemicals in the body*. This bird is bad at science and math, but pretty good at the Internet.

* It’s true! – https://www.iii.org/fact-statistic/facts-statistics-mortality-risk

Flamingo

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This young flamingo wishes the publishers would leave classic books alone.

He was just trying to read “Wikipedia Brown”, and it was the story was changing as it went along.

CarolinA Parakeet

Caroline Parakeet

The Carolina parakeet was once prevalent in the eastern United States. Due to hunting, and the fact that their behavior included flocking around injured birds, it has been extinct since 1920 and can only be seen via specimens like this, in museums.

Red Billed Leiothrix

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This leiothrix esteems today’s English to be codswallop, unintelligible to our longfathers.

Holonyms and their associated meronyms, to the nethermost level, a panoply of prodigious constellation, are the crinkum-crankum of the Queen’s tongue, not fandangles for nithings and dandiprats besotted by linguistic errantry.

Today, disconfustication, for elucidation, has hithered our language toward palaverous flummery.

To rectify this situation, hereupon we ought cease mollycoddling those lollygagging lurdans, abjure modernity, and espouse lexical involution.