It took five rounds, but having just successfully identified all of the sidewalks and streetlights in the CAPTCHA, his smugness is justified.
Nile Crocodile
Images
Gibbon
Gibbon realizing that the representation of Death with a scythe implies the harvesting of souls in bunches, not singly. If Death were to approach people individually, he should have a pair of pruning shears.
Bird
This bird is against vaccinations because three times as many people die from car crashes than from guns, and even more die from bad chemicals in the body*. This bird is bad at science and math, but pretty good at the Internet.
* It’s true! – https://www.iii.org/fact-statistic/facts-statistics-mortality-risk
Nicobar Pigeon
This pigeon is disappointed to realize that most people only care about a smoking gun if it happens to be pointing in their general direction.
Mountain Gorilla
After several years of work, this gorilla was only ever able to prove that the love you take was less than or equal to the love you make, and only for the 23 of Harada and Norton’s 26 sporadic groups
This gorilla was not awarded his PhD.
Forest
Like how infrared shows the structure of the forest in addition to the leaves.
Leafhopper
In Africa, the leafhoppers are made of mint and chocolate.
River
Regardless of continent, all rivers look similar in infrared.
Bird
Side effects of foraging can include dry mouth.
African Island
Some islands are trying too hard.
colobus
I’m somewhat negative about my two trips to Africa last year. Lots of money, lots of time, and lots of effort to see some of the extremely small slices of the wild that remain out there.
Still, it was neat to see a wild colobus.
Chameleon
Triceratopses didn’t go extinct, they just shrank.
Fly
Sometimes when you’re doing hand-held macro photography in the field, you can be off by a few micrometers. Sometimes it works out anyway.
African Forest
I find it interesting that an infrared photo of the forests in Uganda look exactly like the photos in my old books on African exploration.
Leaf
When we went to see the gorillas, they made us wait a while first. They claim that their trackers were figuring out where the gorillas had moved to during the night, but I think they were really just decorating all the leaves.
Veiled Chameleon
The veiled chameleon can only be created with bards, sorcerers, and wizards of level 6 or higher.
Giraffe
Giraffe seeds grow best in hardiness zone 11b
Western Diamondback Rattlesnake
“How do you like my hat?”
“I made it myself.”
Cylinder
You know those big clear cylinders with jellyfish in them?
This is what happens if you let the sun shine through.
Lobster
This lobster is holding a gender re-veiling party … because it’s still no one’s business but theirs.