This coyote observes that it’s less than a year before the next major US election, so it’s about time for a nice distracting war in the middle east.

This coyote plans to hide in his tail until 2021.

I was holding this one to post something like “remember when water was liquid?”, but we live in the era of climate change, and I suspect I could take a similar photo if I were out on the river today. (Though perhaps with fewer leaves.)

Therefore, send not to know
For whom the bell tolls,
It tolls for the workers at the botanical garden who will politely ask you to leave, should you cause it to toll again.

Sometimes you can’t come up with anything clever to say but really like the photo, so you post it on an international holiday and hope no one notices that you weren’t interesting in the caption.

This owl wants to know how Santa delivers presents to: 1) Children that live in houses without chimneys 2) Children that live in hot desert areas that are inhospitable to reindeer 3) 69,550 children kept in cages along the US border

That feeling when you look out your window and suddenly realize that the board game you’re living on is being played by a maximizer.

That feeling when you look out your window and realize that you’ve been living on a board game.

As the impeachment and election discussions increase, the United States slides under its anxiety-reducing weighted blanket.