Red panda that still isn’t all that sure about this 2021 idea.
Red Panda
Images
Pied Cormorant
Unlike our Northern cormorants, this one has contour shading, implying the existence of a predator that attacks from below as they swim or fly.
Eh, it’s Australia. Seems legit.
Nile Crocodile
Crocodile inviting acquaintances into his Parler.
Orangutan
This orangutan sees humans complaining that the internet is full of negativity and is waiting for them to realize the internet is made of electrons.
Red Legged Seriema
This seriema is upset that the book he was writing on the freedom of companies to do what they want has been canceled by his publisher.
Caracal
The idea of posting this way is to build a buffer so if you have a tiring or distracting day, a post still goes up. The downside is that it is harder to comment on recent events.
That’s okay. I’m sure nothing of interest happened yesterday.
Sign
My French isn’t that great, but I’m pretty sure this sign says “Do not re-elect Mitch McConnell as Senate Majority Leader”.
Pied Imperial Pigeons
It’s okay. They each have their own COVID bubble.
Yellow Mongoose
The yellow mongoose believes that karma will address the humans’ destruction of the wild.
The yellow mongoose also carries rabies because sometimes karma needs a little help.
Sign – Pallas Cat
This, it seems, is what they think Pallas cats look like in Paris (despite having one in the enclosure right next to the sign.)
Australian Tree Skink
Everyone needs a hobby. This skink collects rocks … and keeps her collection scattered in the pockets of five year olds all over the world.
Orangutan
This orangutan suspects that claims that all bad things will end along with the year 2020 are mistaken but doesn’t want to bother people about it – as bothering humans seldom goes well for orangutans.
Fulvous Breasted Woodpecker
This woodpecker has spent several hours linking WordPress to Facebook and misses the days when the Internet was simpler and less monetized.
Colobus Day!
Happy Colobus Day everyone.
It’s worth celebrating the colobus because, at no point in their history did they subjugate, murder, maim, and torture others of their species, just to get more a shiny metal that they didn’t even make things out of.
Black French Squirrel
When this squirrel said “money is no object”, he was referring to the fact that most societies have moved beyond scarcity tracking, like the gold standard, and is using money to represent more abstract concepts like social obligation, power dynamics, and false inter-cultural valuations.
This squirrel would like to apologize for the misunderstanding.
L’Hoests Monkey
This monkey doesn’t understand how wearing a mask makes one look weak, when the purpose is to prevent the wearer from destroying civilization through the mere act of breathing.
Nile Crocodile
Crocodiles have simple brains. The one only believes two things:
- The American economy is always strong because the system is designed to shift people out of the economy when they become too ill, old, or infirm to work, leaving them to live off of meager handouts or on the streets.
- It is useless to discuss changing the system because altering the economy would put too many people at risk of living off meager handouts or on the streets … and who in their right mind would want that?
King Vulture
This vulture has two questions:
1) Who would you kill in order to have a party?
2) Why would you want to party with that set of people?
Actually, he doesn’t care about #2, but he would like the addresses of all your friends.
Australian Tree Skink
This skink suggests that, given the statue removal concerns about history, just knock the heads and arms off every statue.
Then they’d look very historical.
Caiman
This caiman takes issue with the phrase “American Experiment”. Experiments have a hypothesis, a testing plan, and a control group.
This is an “American Dithering with Explosions in.”