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Q: Why are there so many bad jokes about sharks?
A: Because they evolved during the Sillyurian period.
(bye for now)
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Q: When traveling at near the speed of light, how do sharks manage their red and blue shifts?
A: With their ampullae of Lorentzini.
![Shark_19](https://c2.staticflickr.com/8/7728/18071689696_9abea55bda_b.jpg)
Q: What causes sharks to swim erratically before flipping upside and becoming temporarily paralyzed?
A: Gin and tonic immobility
![Shark_17](https://c2.staticflickr.com/8/7746/17911960439_9ee3b9b7e0_b.jpg)
Q: Why can you make trees out of sharks, rays, and skates?
A: Because they’re all elasmobranches
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Q: Which movie mis-rental is most embarassing for shark parents on family night?
A: Clasper the Friendly Ghost
![Shark_7](https://c1.staticflickr.com/9/8768/17475592584_54f903f206_b.jpg)
Q: What do trocars, cannulas, and sharks have in common?
A: Ram ventilation.
![Shark_11](https://c2.staticflickr.com/8/7683/17477637763_6140db63e0_b.jpg)
Q: Why are there so few female impersonators in the shark community?
A: Because placoid scales reduce hydrodynamic drag.
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