“Excuse me, but I think I dropped something. My labial palpi!”

“Do you have a map? Because I just keep on getting lost in your ommatidia.”

“Did it hurt when you fell from heaven or did you just slowly tumble down, blown about by extremely mild winds?”

“Is it room temperature in here or is it just you?”

“You’re so sweet, you’re giving me a tarsusache.”

“Do you come here often or have you only been flight capable for an hour or so?”

Western Toad

Western Toad

Toad wondering if maybe the American dream isn’t really the idea that every person should have an equal opportunity to achieve success and prosperity through hard work, determination, and initiative. What is the American dream is actually “you’re back in school, late for a test in a class you forgot to go to, you can’t find the room and you’re naked”?

Maybe we’re closer than we thought.

American Bullfrog

American Bullfrog

This frog did not force a bot to watch 10,000 hours of anything, because A.I. algorithms work a lot better on transcripts. Moreover, this frog did not force a bot to read the equivalent of 10,000 hours of transcripts because it’s even easier to just make something up and claim that you did the work and no one is going to ask for proof anyway.

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