Gibbon realizing that the representation of Death with a scythe implies the harvesting of souls in bunches, not singly. If Death were to approach people individually, he should have a pair of pruning shears.
This bird is against vaccinations because three times as many people die from car crashes than from guns, and even more die from bad chemicals in the body*. This bird is bad at science and math, but pretty good at the Internet.
When we went to see the gorillas, they made us wait a while first. They claim that their trackers were figuring out where the gorillas had moved to during the night, but I think they were really just decorating all the leaves.