This young flamingo wishes the publishers would leave classic books alone.

He was just trying to read “Wikipedia Brown”, and it was the story was changing as it went along.

Sokoke Cat

Sokoke Cat_9

You come to this cat, on the day his daughter is to be married, and you ask for a favor. Someday, he may call upon you to do a service in return. On that day, you will have a choice – to say “yes” or “no.”

Either answer is acceptable, for this cat understands the difference between friendship and debt.

Pacific Spiny Lumpsucker

Pacific Spiny Lumpsucker

Lumpsucker realizing, to his shock, that Don Henley’s “The Boys of Summer” could be about a horde of young Sidhe predators who invade in the summertime, abducting all the pretty humans to be slaves in the underworld, leaving small towns desolate and longing for what they have lost, just as the glamour fades and, with it, all specific memory.

CarolinA Parakeet

Caroline Parakeet

The Carolina parakeet was once prevalent in the eastern United States. Due to hunting, and the fact that their behavior included flocking around injured birds, it has been extinct since 1920 and can only be seen via specimens like this, in museums.

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