Crocodile inviting acquaintances into his Parler.
Everyone needs a hobby. This skink collects rocks … and keeps her collection scattered in the pockets of five year olds all over the world.
This skink suggests that, given the statue removal concerns about history, just knock the heads and arms off every statue.
Then they’d look very historical.
This turtle believes that only four things matter in life: adenine, cytosine, guanine, and thymine, and that everything else is just an implementation detail.
This snake has been studying Solipsism and was thinking about the “brain in a jar” scenario. However, now she can’t stop wondering who made the jar.
The wall is porous and low, doing a poor job of separating the turtles on one side from those on the other. However, it does meet its purpose of allowing the turtles who built the wall to feel they are better than the identical turtles on the other side.
This crocodile proposes that he be paid to eat the thousands of kids in the US’s concentration camps.
Republicans applaud his vision, noting that reduces overcrowding while rewarding the private businessman.
It took five rounds, but having just successfully identified all of the sidewalks and streetlights in the CAPTCHA, his smugness is justified.
Triceratopses didn’t go extinct, they just shrank.
The veiled chameleon can only be created with bards, sorcerers, and wizards of level 6 or higher.
“How do you like my hat?”
“I made it myself.”
Shots like this make me feel like a BBC photographer.
It’s a little known fact that the hydra of legend was really just a really well-coordinated group of friends.
This viper is here to remind you it’s not your fault you were born into an unfair and exploitative system and that when you encounter abusers, you should bite them and inject your venom into their blood
This viper might be oversimplifying that second point.
Plated lizards have racing stripes to help them run faster.
Three generations ago, there were around 55,000 Egyptian tortoises in the wild. Today, thanks to habitat destruction and the pet trade, there are around 1,000.
So if you want to see one, best visit a zoo.
For years now, this water monitor has been collecting the religious paraphernalia offered by various door knockers, only to give the most recent set of documents the next individual in line when they choose to visit. It has proven to be an effective way to disrupt the process.
This water monitor has no proof, but suspects that a similar approach would be effective when applied to unsolicited photographs of genitalia
This tortoise would like to point out that, had aliens visited Earth and set up terraforming equipment that pumped carbon into the atmosphere and raised planetary temperature, humans would have fixed the problem in a couple of years, then would invented interstellar space flight, new weaponry, and spy tech, and then flown off to kick ass.
The black spotted turtle, Geoclemys hamiltoni, was named after the Scottish ichthyologist Francis Hamilton, not Alexander. This is a shame, as had things gone differently, we could have had a rap-battle musical with turtles in.
This viper was told that children were watching and was asked to model better behavior.
Accordingly, this viper has been up all night provisioning AWS GPU instances and creating scenarios for the initial machine learning algorithms.