![Klipspringer (Oreotragus oreotragus)_4](https://farm1.staticflickr.com/344/19182292909_eb0e1a7ab1_b.jpg)
This klipspringer doesn’t think that photo you shared was funny and is a bit disappointed in your choice of Internet friends.
![Warthog (Phacochoerus africanus)](https://farm1.staticflickr.com/329/19182277889_519a6af7d2_b.jpg)
The warthog mafia doesn’t start with the knees.
![Pygmy Hippopotamus (Hexaprotodon liberiensis)_35](https://farm4.staticflickr.com/3951/19180874578_712718c148_b.jpg)
This terrible cat doesn’t think humans are that great at taxonomy.
![Dwarf Crocodile (Osteolaemus tetraspis)_3](https://farm1.staticflickr.com/328/19180835250_2d77f71310_b.jpg)
Crocodiles actually keep track of their species number by counting in binary on their teeth. This is the 57,514th dwarf crocodile in the world.
![Sign](https://farm4.staticflickr.com/3790/18747810503_471b474234_b.jpg)
When the wheel of survival is out of order, you’d best just stay home.
![Canada Goose_1](https://farm1.staticflickr.com/325/19180893748_cb854a3f4a_b.jpg)
And you thought it was embarrassing when your parents put your *name* on your clothes.
![Waterbuck (Kobus ellipsiprymnus)_4](https://farm4.staticflickr.com/3915/19180867988_073507e5d4_b.jpg)
You have to keep your wits about you when hiking in Africa as you never know when a waterbuck might be stalking you.
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