This klipspringer doesn’t think that photo you shared was funny and is a bit disappointed in your choice of Internet friends.
The warthog mafia doesn’t start with the knees.
This terrible cat doesn’t think humans are that great at taxonomy.
Crocodiles actually keep track of their species number by counting in binary on their teeth. This is the 57,514th dwarf crocodile in the world.
When the wheel of survival is out of order, you’d best just stay home.
And you thought it was embarrassing when your parents put your *name* on your clothes.
You have to keep your wits about you when hiking in Africa as you never know when a waterbuck might be stalking you.