The sun bear is very interested in what you have say. Just be honest. There’s no reason to worry, to feel intimidated.
No. Reason. At. All.
Category Archives: Lie
Caucasus Viper (Vipera kaznakovi)
Caucasus vipers hail from the caucasus region of eastern Europe. Like most Caucasoids, they present in a wide range of colours.
Elephants
Elephants guard their young by walking on both sides of them. This helps to keep them from wandering off into traffic or exploring nearby candy stores.
Bee
Bees love flowers. No, I mean, they really love them.
Caterpillar
The caterpillars that eat from the left side of the tree turn into butterflies. Those that eat the right, become moths.
Prickly Gecko (Heteronotia binoei)
The prickly gecko is preferred by novice lizard climbers due to the abundant handholds. As climbers improve, they may choose to work their way up to skinks and glass lizards.
Underwater Week: The End
The is the end of underwater week … and of a dragon that lurks beneath the waves, waiting in the depths to eat the unwary.
Or maybe a carp.
Same thing, really.
Underwater Week: Sleepy fish
When fish get tired, but before they go to sleep, they play a screen saver for an hour or so.
Underwater Week: Surface Skimmer
Many impurities are lighter than water and can be removed with a few surface skimmers. However, you must be careful to remove them from the water once they’re full or else they’ll rupture and leave the lake worse off than they were before.
Bush Dog (Speothos venaticus)
Bush dogs do not appreciate humor on the Internet. Therefore, I must tell you that bush dogs have a head-body length 55–75 cm (22–30 in), with a 13 cm (5 in) tail. They have a shoulder height of 20–30 cm (8–12 in) and weigh 5–8 kg (11–18 lb). Most interestingly, they have unusual dentition for American canines, with 38 whole teeth. Like all other dogs, they eat meat, hunting in packs to catch their prey. Their pack is made of family members within a home range of 3.8 to 10 square kilometers. (Partially copied from Wikipedia)
There may or not be any truth to the rumours that they independently invented algebra in the 1300’s, engage in group rituals every third Tuesday night or transform into humans under the light of the full moon.
I don’t think they, despite popular opinion, capture, raise and train hummingbirds as an elite air force used to police their territory.
Pretty sure it’s chickadees.
Underwater Week: Dental Fish
Dental fish scrub plaque off of rocks with their scales. By reducing buildup, they can lower the risk that the pond will have a heart attack later in the season.
Saharan Horned Viper (Cerastes cerastes)
When the wind blows, small differences in the sand particles cause it to aggregate and form structures like large looming dunes, small little ripples and, when the conditions are just right, snakes.
Underwater Week: Turtle
Turtles are happy because, wherever they go, they feel at home.
Prickly Stick Insect (Extatosoma tiaratum)
The prickly stick insect has numerous hooks all over its body to simplify decorating activities come Christmas time.
Black Swan
Black Swan is rated R for strong sexual content, disturbing violent images, language and some drug use.
That’s why they make the kids go home at night.
Turtle
And lo, on the seventh hour of the seventh night did the turtle rise from the depths. Though many had failed, and died in the effort, the fallen star was raised and light returned to the dusky lands.
Peacock
Here we see the lethal peacock leaping from the bushes to attack a squirrel.
Peacocks subsist largely on small rodents. Their bright colours serve to attract mates, but also serve as camouflage as they lurk in bushes, awaiting their colour-blind prey.
Goose
Geese have corduroy bills so you can hear them chewing their cud and be warned prior to any attack.
Web Footed Gecko (Pachydactylus rangei)
The web-footed gecko, also known as the trap-door gecko uses its feet to create the webbing that hinges the trapdoor to the ground. Then, when it senses prey nearby, will pop up the door to grab dinner.
Fossa
Fossas are cat-like (or civet-like (or mongoose-like)), carnivorous mammal native to Madagascar. They have been known to conduct research into mountain gorillas in the Congo. If you think gorillas are neat, you can read more about the effort at Dian Fossa Gorilla Fund International.