Wikipedia states that amur leopards are “extremely conservative in their choice of territory”. That is why you find so many in North Dakota and Wyoming.
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Antelope
Here, we see an adult antelope teaching a young one how to fight. Shortly after this shot, they entered a training montage through which the young antelope become quite skilled, grew to the age of maturity, and became ready for his final battle with the bully that had oppressed him his entire life.
Bush Dog (Speothos venaticus)
As noted earlier, bush dogs have no sense of humor. Its very presence offends its senses, so it must block its nose to keep even the hint of humor in this joke from befouling its environment.
Joke: A sibyl, a haruspex, and a rhabdomantist walked into a bar. The sibyl said, “There’s going to be this big flood, and it’s going to be terrible.” And the haruspex was looking at this dead animal, and he said, “Yeah, it’s going to rain hard and wipe everything out, and it’s going to do all kinds of damage.” And the rhabdomantist said, “That’s terrible! Why…I’ll be out of a job!”
Caucasus Viper (Vipera kaznakovi)
Caucasians like to hang out in groups and seldom let others into the inner circle.
Flamingo
Flamingos are suspicious of your true intentions, but are willing to try just one more time.
Pelican
Sometimes a mirror can disclose the true reality, warped but recognizable, with the façade stripped away.
Tentacled Snake (Erpeton tentaculatum)
Tentacled snakes use their appendages to locate obstacles, such as this glass ceiling, commonly experienced within large American corporation.
White Cheeked Turaco (Tauraco leucotis)
Turacos have no shame.
Sacred Ibis (Threskiornis aethiopicus)
The sacred iBis is known throughout the world, due to the fervor of their worshipers. Though there are many birds that are just as good, the iBis has a vast and powerful marketing team behind it that provides ongoing self-reinforcement of its own fame.
Bongo (Tragelaphus eurycerus)
Each horn of the bongo has a slightly different sound. The lower tone of the macho horn, when combined with the higher tone of the hembra horn, allows the antelope to create highly intricate rhythms with no additional instrumentation.
Butterfly
In the Autumn, the butterflies change their colour to organges and reds as the trees suck all the other pigmenting away as they prepare for Winter.
Jungle Nymph (Heteropteryx dilatata)
The jungle nymph grows random spikes as a youth, to better fit into the punk scene.
Water Skippers
Waterskippers mostly communicate through constellations. Here, they form the image of the Apollo command module detaching from the service module, as they ask about humanity’s recovery plans for after we destroy our habitat.
Ray
Unlike traditional fish, rays never successfully evolved legs. Instead, they’ve been trying to go straight to rock climbing … for millions of years.
Sea Otter
Capturing sea otters is fairly easy. One need simply slide the otter through the glass while still small. After surprisingly few feedings, the otter quickly grows too large to pass back through and is then in captivity.
Heron
When doing adjusting frequency, one generally turns V-Hold and H-Hold until the reflection matches the heron. The location of these knobs changes per manufacturer but are generally found under a lilypad or sticking up from the bank near the back of the lake.
Bee
Bees collect pollen on their legs as they move from flower to flower. These lumps of pollen are very sticky and are used to fill in cracks in their houses to keep the draft out in the Winter.
Fish
Fish use the same color code as Skittles. The yellow ones taste like lemon.
Common Octopus
The arm of the octopus is well adapted to opening pickle jars.
African Rock Python (Python sebae)
Some snakes don’t need the protection of overlapping scales and just deck themselves out in semi-precious stones instead.