“Excuse me, but I think I dropped something. My labial palpi!”
“Do you have a map? Because I just keep on getting lost in your ommatidia.”
“Did it hurt when you fell from heaven or did you just slowly tumble down, blown about by extremely mild winds?”
“Is it room temperature in here or is it just you?”
“You’re so sweet, you’re giving me a tarsusache.”
“Do you come here often or have you only been flight capable for an hour or so?”
Only the most trustworthy of birds get an All Access migratory pass.
This bird is starting to suspect that people are mixing up “your” and “you’re” deliberately.
Tortoises hate doctors.
It was dark so this photo is grainy. However, I find it interesting how it shows that only the front part of the flower if coloured in UV. The back of the petal is boring, which probably makes it easier for bees.
Toad wondering if maybe the American dream isn’t really the idea that every person should have an equal opportunity to achieve success and prosperity through hard work, determination, and initiative. What is the American dream is actually “you’re back in school, late for a test in a class you forgot to go to, you can’t find the room and you’re naked”?
Maybe we’re closer than we thought.
This spoonbill thinks that his eyes are his best feature and is displeased at having to live in a bill-obsessed culture.
This guinea hen is upset that ditto candy doesn’t work on every pokemon in Pokemon Go.
Wikipedia says “Garter snake is a common name for the nearly harmless, small to medium-sized snakes belonging to the genus Thamnophis”
Nearly harmless.
Nearly.
Turns out they like to target seniors for investment fraud.
In Portland, even the tortoises eat kale.
You may think this is a violation of the “no straws at the zoo” policy, but it snot.
Lungfish use their ability to breath air to engage in cicatrization for identification and beautification.
Mothers get exhausted too.
This goat is two hours old.
Being born is exhausting.
This frog did not force a bot to watch 10,000 hours of anything, because A.I. algorithms work a lot better on transcripts. Moreover, this frog did not force a bot to read the equivalent of 10,000 hours of transcripts because it’s even easier to just make something up and claim that you did the work and no one is going to ask for proof anyway.
I don’t think it’s going to hatch.
I swear, they get *so* dusty.
Happy Halloween.
I hope you get all the treats you want.
#spider
Crane looking for that small screw she dropped and suspecting that the laptop will probably work just fine without it.
This bird is a future historian writing about a society that ignored the will of its people, forcing them to live impoverished lives, suffering and dying in pain, prevented from accessing comforts – while also strongly encouraged to partake in the free flow of alcohol and guns. This bird wants to know why no one foresaw the inevitable and obvious consequences.
Some things just don’t make sense to birds.