He’s knows all the other kids will respect him more once his mustache comes in, but it sure is taking its own sweet time doing so.
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Grand Cayman Iguana (Cyclura Lewisi)
This grand cayman iguana can’t remember that word.
Giant Vinegaroon (Mastigoproctus giganteus)
Like everyone else, they’re just looking for someone to hug.
False Water Cobra (Hydrodynastes gigas)
After a long day away, false water cobras show their appreciation for your return by barking and licking your face. True water cobras react rather differently.
Well that’s answered
In this rare photo of a robin being spontaneously generated suggests that the egg did not, in fact, come first.
Cuban Crocodile (Crocodylus rhombifer)
With the embargo lifted, the Cuban crocodile knows it’s just a matter of time and their plans will reach fruition. They’ve been patient this long. They wait a little longer.
Giant Freshwater Prawn (Macrobrachium rosenbergii)
Giant freshwater prawns aren’t all that impressed with modern HDTV’s.
Eastern Spotted Newt (Notophthalmus viridescens)
In tonight’s episode of “The Nightly New(t)s”, this eastern spotted expresses surprise at the number of conservatives wishing to sleep with Caitlyn Jenner, seeing no other explanation for why humans care so much about what’s under clothing.