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Category Archives: Bird
Bird
They told him he could save three years with good behavior.
Good behavior sure seems hard these days.
Bali Mynah
According to the books, Bali Mynah males attract females by calling loudly and bobbing up and down.
I guess it’s nice to know that high school is inflicted on all species equally.
Starlings
It’s a little known fact that Dante’s third circle is also chock full of starlings.
Snowy Owl
Snowy owls aren’t actually snowy. They’re just white.
This is good because otherwise they’d melt when they come inside for the bird show.
Bald Eagle
Eagle pondering that an alternative solution would be genetically engineer people to have bulletproof skin, but realizing that such an approach would require funding research scientists, so it won’t happen either.
Blue Macaw
After you get into a fight with your shadow.
Bird
I don’t think bird feet have any nerves in them at all.
African Crowned Crane
African crowned crane who knows that things can be thrown out of whack, but who doesn’t understand how things are gotten into whack in the first place.
Peacock
Quick reminders:
1) Avian dinosaurs never went extinct. We just call them birds now.
2) Dinosaurs evolved feathers long ago.
3) We generally don’t know the colour of those feathers.
Great Hornbill
This Great Hornbill worries that others will learn he bribed his professors in college and blackmailed his way to partner status. He lives in constant fear that his “great” status will be revoked.
Speckled Mousebird
Mousebirds haven’t yet invented napkins.
Eagle
Yeah.
Sometimes I feel this way about America too.
Bald Eagle
Eagle realizing that today, decades later, he has no idea how much the doggie in the window actually was.
Duck
Remember when water was wet?
Burrowing Owl
This owl would like to wish some of you an irritating Hey, Remember You’re Still Single Day, in case you somehow missed all of society’s usual micro-aggressions on the topic.
Flamingo
Sometimes I caption when I am tired. Sometimes I even get too tired to caption.
This caption by predictive text: “This flamingo and I will be there by 5 20 or so and then I will be able to find a way to get a hold of the guy who was the guy who was the guy who was the guy who was the guy who was the guy …”
I’m not really worried about A.I. causing us serious harm anytime soon.
African Fish Eagle
This fish eagle is puzzling over why so many people on the internet seem concerned about erasure.
With four albums released each decade since the 1980’s, they seem to be doing just fine.
Vulture
#carrioneaterandproud
Crow
This crow is calling for friends because she’s tired of feeling responsible for causing sorrow to all that see her.