The weird thing on his tail is a transmitter so the museum can find him if he gets distracted and leaves the area. Some birds can fly, but aren’t equipped to survive in the wild, and it’s not good when they get lost.
One of these things is not like the others. One of these things just doesn’t belong.
It’s Gary, the cormorant on the far left. He’s actually supposed to be in the morning Pilates class, but he had a schedule conflict, so they let him into this one today.
This Congo peafowl is trying out new a pickup line:
“Hey baby, did you know that GDPR is forcing LinkedIn into greater privacy transparency? Check out https://www.linkedin.com/psettings/data-research to lock down your fine fine data.”
For some reason, it’s not working as well as he hoped.