I have a whole lot of books that are pretty certain that sea monsters don’t actually exist.

As you can see, there is an additional ring around each spot. That is how you can tell this is a jaguar and not a leopard.

They tried to make a movie. Surprisingly, gathering one hundred and one of these was the easy part, but then Ms. de Vil drowned and they had to do a bit of work on the script.

I hate it when you finally figure out which fish is the red one, eventually haul it into the boat, and only after you’ve unwrapped and tasted it that you realize it’s watermelon instead of cherry.

Some fish are made of carpet and see through sphincters.

Evolution sure does a lot of experiments.

When fish get lonely, they swim to the surface where they can always find a friend.

Talosians were once a technologically advanced culture but a nuclear holocaust left their planet virtually uninhabitable and killed most of the species. The survivors of the nuclear war congregated in underwater dwellings, where they became dependent on their mental ability to create stunningly real illusions, an ability that had been developed by their ancestors. As their mental powers grew, they lost the ability to use the technology left behind by their ancestors and eventual evolved into fish.