Babirusas only wear the latest fashions.

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Read the instructions twice before assembling your dog.

I don’t know. Swords just seem more elegant somehow.

“Daphne, what has he done to you?”

Mongoose mothers play with their children.

Aren’t you glad you’re not a mongoose mother?

It’s LeviOsa, not LevioSA.

This is what zoos call a “mixed species exhibit”.

Every few months another study comes out that finds that zebra stripes are not useful for camouflage, and that therefore, Darwin and Wallace were wrong.

Fewer are the studies that propose what the stripes are actually used for, though most guesses seem to revolve around cooling (stripes creating convention currents), insect repellent (somehow messing with the UV light that biting bugs see), and the fact that black and white stripes are rockin’ cool.

I would, however, like to propose an alternative. My guess is that zebras just really like messing with humans.

Mongoose wondering how many generations it would take to breed werewolves into werelabradoodles.

Wikipedia says “Both sexes are born with white beards, but become obviously dimorphic at about six weeks of age when the males develop red beards and red cheeks.” which means I will forever be getting mongoose lemurs mixed up with dwarf lemurs.

Suddenly realized that, because light is made of photons and photons have energy, and almost no substances approach 100% reflectivity, that when light shines on something, it gets just a little bit bigger.

This means that contrary to literature, shadows are not extremely thin. Instead, shadows bore very shallow holes into everything they touch.

The alien abductors have moved on from cows.