Someone is posting fake news on the Internet, but don’t worry, chimp’s on it.
The Schmidts Guenon has evolved a soft cushion to facilitate the nose boops their species uses to foster group togetherness.
The staff has no magic in of itself, serving just as an aid to help wizards focus their thoughts.
When the wizard is so intent on a certain action that the staff is dropped, you know you’re in trouble.
Fish checking to see if it’s safe to read the comments yet.
With a sprig of marjoram and some cheetohs, she’s ready to party!
Sure, they say he’s a great horned owl, but he looks a bit shabby to me.
Now is a time to paws and consider.
If you have trouble boiling water due to altitude, try adding just a little bit of pigeon.
Lifehack: When doing self-inventory, put a dot on each chest plate so you don’t accidentally over-count.
What if all pigs have this sort of colouring, but the ones you’ve seen were just really muddy?
Oranges and lemons,
Say the bells of St. Clement’s.
You owe me five farthings,
Say the bells of St. Martin’s.
When will you pay me?
Say the bells of Old Bailey.
When I grow rich,
Say the bells of Shoreditch.
When will that be?
Say the bells of Stepney.
I do not know,
Says the gibbon of Bow.
The saddest part is the little piggy that had none.
She just watched the Red Wedding episode.
Neither the horn nor the bill of the black hornbill is black.