Before I visited this zoo, I didn’t know that Gaboon and Rhino vipers could crossbreed.
Damarland Mole Rat
Did you guys know that mole rats came in clothed varieties as well?
Little Penguin
Did you guys know that penguins came in “fun size”?
Pelican
If you’re a fish, “come at me bro”, is likely a trap.
Maleo
More than a year ago, I won a special guided tour of the Bronx zoo at a fund raiser for another zoo. Actually using that tour voucher turned out to be incredibly difficult, with me going through three different people at the Bronx Zoo until I got one that stayed working there long enough to actually get things scheduled and solid until I actually got there. However, once I got to that point, things were great.
As most of you know by now, I am most interested in seeing as many of the critically endangered species as I can before they are (inevitably, I feel) gone. Thus, I’m a bit difficult as a zoo guest, because I don’t really care about the big impressive animals. I mean, don’t get me wrong, tigers are pretty awesome … but I’ve seen a *lot* of tigers by now. No, when I go somewhere new, I want to see that zoo’s pet projects – the animals I can’t see anywhere else (sometimes literally; some species are extinct in the wild and only exist at a single zoo). I am also interested in zoo history, but mostly, it’s about the weird, rare, little critters.
This is the maleo. These birds are from Indonesia where, fortunately, they are protected. However, their numbers are dropped and the last census – taken over a decade ago – had them pegged at 4,000-7,000 breeding pairs. Fortunately, conservation breeding is working, and we’re getting more of them out there, now that we know how.
What’s with the “know how” bit? Birds are birds, right?
Well … you know bird eggs have to be kept at a certain temperatures if you want little birds to pop out of them? You know how most birds sit on their eggs, with a few weird ones choosing to incubate in compost piles like alligators do? Not the maleo.
Nope, these critters live in Indonesia, which are volcanic islands … so these birds incubate in hot lava. Well, hot as compared to air temperature. It’s quite cool lava compared to, well, lava. Okay, they lay their eggs near thermal vents that are heated by lava, but it’s practically the same thing, right?
Coelacanth
As a general rule, I don’t like to post photos of dead things, but since I am unlikely to ever see a living coelecanth, here you go.
This is one of the last recently-living remnants of the lobe-finned fish from which some scientists no longer believe that land mammals evolved, though Wikipedia has not been updated to match the debate about the sarcopterygians, the details of which I am only slightly aware.
Long story short: all* the scientists seem to agree that land animals evolved from fish, but perhaps not fish that looked like this one.
* Within a standard deviation or three.
Egyptian Spiny Mouse
This mouse has stopped dividing the world into liberal/conservative, democrat/republican, male/female, or even along racial lines.
Using “normal and reasonable people” vs “performance artists, about whom no one has yet figured out their deal” is a much better fit to the available data.
Grand Cayman Blue Iguana
Iguana realizing that, despite what the maps say, he can’t just swim south-west of Arizona and get to Alaska.
Gorilla
Sometimes, when someone looks grumpy, they really do have a stick up there.
Ibis
No. I don’t know what’s going on here either.
A molt, maybe?
Plate Billed Mountain Toucan
Some birds get blurry when they leave a branch.
Bactrian Camel
This camel is shocked to learn that he has been lied to by numerous people from an industry that rewards people with power, money, and fame, based solely on their ability to lie convincingly to their audience.
Shocked.
African Lungfish
Stuck for a last minute Halloween costume?
Why not lungfish?
Rock Hyrax
As he looked out over the vast landscape and thought back on his life with a critical eye, thinking of all his mistakes, everything he could have done better, every moment of pain he had inadvertently caused those he loved, one thing became apparent.
He wished he done this critical self reflection much earlier in his life.
Poison Dart Frog
Teenage poison dart frogs are often mournful.
Let’s just say that make out sessions don’t go well.
African Dwarf Crocodile
It’s a little known fact that the eighth dwarf was a crocodile named Bitey.
White Faced Bee Eater
While they are avid readers of Tumblr, bee eaters will seldom dignify a post with a response.
Safe candy
Getting treats for little ones this week?
Protect orangutans by using the 2017 Halloween Candy Guide: http://www.cmzoo.org/docs/2017-HalloweenCandyGuide.pdf
White Naped Crane
White Naped Crane hunting gnomes.
Nonconforming Rock
I was always told that hard rock was all about nonconformity.