I swear there was a duck there a second ago.
Category Archives: Bird
Long Tailed Paradise Whydah
If this bird slams his metal bands together, he is transported to the negative zone and replaced by a superhero.
Bird
It never fails. Every bush has at least one that isn’t ripe yet, so you have to leave it behind.
White Fronted Bee Eater
This bee eater is baffled by the fact that despite how long zombies have been popular, we still don’t have a zombified version of “Danny Boy”.
Songwriters, you have two months.
White Faced Whistling Duck
This duck wants grandchildren and doesn’t think it unreasonable to pressure her offspring to devote over a quarter of their lives to create new living beings so this duck can visit them for a couple hours every few months.
Bird
Bird realizing that Bob is not, in fact, his uncle, and now he has to reconsider everything of which he was previously sure.
African Crowned Crane
Crane sadly realizing that his entire species chose to evolve impractical ornamentation for mate selection instead of intelligence.
Crane really wanted to be an actuarial model researcher.
Coot
Water take-offs are more of a challenge than water landings.
Bird on Sign
Goals are well and good, but goals should also be realistic.
Chilean Flamingo
As with many other species, criticism of flamingo parenting begins quite early.
Scarlet Macaw (modified)
Perhaps you had a bit too much to drink last night.
Or perhaps I decided to play with the colour-shifting in my image editor.
Who knows?
Macaw
This macaw would like to point out that the last time the Earth’s temperature changed by two degrees Celsius, all the dinosaurs turned into birds.
Do you really want to see what they’ll do next?
Heron
See? I told you you can’t preen your own neck.
Guard
When the neighboring kingdom’s ruler was deposed, power taken by the evil sorcerer, she knew that only her vigilance would keep the corruption from spreading across the boarder to her native land.
Spoonbill
They call them spoonbills, but they look more like spatulas to me.
Geese
Even in infrared, geese are not evenly distributed
Bird
TFW you get a phone call in the middle of lunch.
Flamingo
Flamingo trying to hide from Star Wars spoilers, but unable to subdue its curiosity.
Duck
’cause you can’t preen your own neck.
Capuchin Bird
The sign by this guy said that their call sounded like a cow mooing. I thought “that’s odd”, and then thought no more of it until a kid wandered up and started mooing at the bird. Not much later, the entire flock was at the front of the cage looking at her and, eventually, mooing back.
So there. If you ever need a capuchin bird, stand outside and moo for a while.