Kangaroo at cat practice.
Kangaroo
Abdims Stork
Stork thinking about Alice in Wonderland and realizing that, at no point, did the dormouse actually say “feed your head”.
Amur Leopard
Mama cats come with built-in kitten toys.
Southern Leopard Tortoise
Leopards will haul their prey up tall trees, allowing them to eat the carcass in peace, away from other predators.
Leopard tortoises do not do this.
Hippo
Every place the light touches is his kingdom, which is politically problematic as water attenuates electromagnetic signals differently depending on light frequency and water quality.
Eastern Yellow Backed Duiker
To avoid annoying their friends, most duikers won’t share, but many will lik this post.
Panda
Panda eating the rare grapefruit bamboo.
Grizzly Bear
This bear is in love with Albert Mooney, but knows he doesn’t stand a chance because there’s another and she is both handsome and pretty.
Amur Leopard
This leopard cub is quite young and inexperienced and still believes that an Amazon.com two day delivery will arrive in two days.
Fossa
Fossa suspecting that Michael Franti was wrong and that most revolutions actually come with a great many warnings and that, in truth, most people in power simply ignore them.
Llama
In the United States, farmers have started spraying entire fields of llamas to reduce the spotting.
Ivory Billed Woodpecker
This pair of ivory billed woodpeckers were reviewing comments claiming violent behavior is simply biological and impossible to change. The woodpeckers know that’s wrong, but are sympathetic as there are many feelings involved in going extinct.
West African Dwarf Crocodile
This crocodile hasn’t learned much in its short life, but has three observations worth sharing:
- People tell you who they are with actions, not words
- People can change quite significantly over the course of their life
- People cannot force change in others, just themselves
Toco Toucan
I have been accused of having a fondness for animal tongue photos.
In my defense, animal tongue photos are really neat.
Stegosaurus
This stegosaurus is upset with Slack for changing their logo with minimal warning.
Fawn Breasted Bowerbird
Yes, it’s just a simplified bower, made by a bowerbird. Not very impressive to look at … until you realize that we have no idea which bird behavior is new and which have continued since the age of the dinosaurs.
Did dinosaurs make bowers? We don’t know, but would you want to live in a world where they didn’t?
Gelada
The way is up along the road
The air is growing thin
Too many friends who tried
Blown off this mountain with the wind
Koala
This self-referential koala loves this post.
Indian Rhino
This rhino is well aware of the evidence. He knows about the studies. He knows about the damage it would cause to both the ecosystem. He knows it’s unnecessary. He knows that it’ll reduce work opportunities. He knows it’ll cost so much his children may starve to death.
But you see, if they don’t build the wall, he’ll have to admit that he was wrong, and that’s just unacceptable.
Deer
The ancients could use such structures to count all the way up to 624 with as few as 16 deer.