This bird is against vaccinations because three times as many people die from car crashes than from guns, and even more die from bad chemicals in the body*. This bird is bad at science and math, but pretty good at the Internet.

* It’s true! –

Mountain Gorilla

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After several years of work, this gorilla was only ever able to prove that the love you take was less than or equal to the love you make, and only for the 23 of Harada and Norton’s 26 sporadic groups

This gorilla was not awarded his PhD.



I’m somewhat negative about my two trips to Africa last year. Lots of money, lots of time, and lots of effort to see some of the extremely small slices of the wild that remain out there.

Still, it was neat to see a wild colobus.



When we went to see the gorillas, they made us wait a while first. They claim that their trackers were figuring out where the gorillas had moved to during the night, but I think they were really just decorating all the leaves.

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