If they’d just send the upside down frog after the golden ball, the story could have been over a lot quicker.
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Fish
It costs a little extra, but an accent paint job can make it a lot easier to find your fish in the parking lot.
Caribbean Spiny Lobster (Panulirus argus)
Lobsters slowly grow buds and, when sufficient mature, these will drop off and eventually grow into little lobsters themselves.
Fish
Through waves and deep see disturbances from storms, the dune structure of the subsurface changes often. As such, the volcanic rifts and mountains remain the only constant. Thus, some fish tattoo their environments on their sides to keep from getting lost.
Ray
Here you see a ray dropping small rocks to confuse the radar of the attacking submarines and making it appear larger and more threatening.
Fish
Darn. This one tastes like watermelon too.
Fish
I have a whole lot of books that are pretty certain that sea monsters don’t actually exist.
Shark Week!
Q: Why are there so many bad jokes about sharks?
A: Because they evolved during the Sillyurian period.
(bye for now)
Fish
As you can see, there is an additional ring around each spot. That is how you can tell this is a jaguar and not a leopard.
Anemone
If you don’t drink the jello shots quickly enough, they just might grow up.
Shark Week!
Q: When traveling at near the speed of light, how do sharks manage their red and blue shifts?
A: With their ampullae of Lorentzini.
Fish
They tried to make a movie. Surprisingly, gathering one hundred and one of these was the easy part, but then Ms. de Vil drowned and they had to do a bit of work on the script.
Ray
That blue line on the trailing edge of the fin either indicates that there is chromatic aberration caused by the camera lens not being perfectly parallel to tank or the ray swimming backwards at near the speed of light.
Shark Week!
Q: What causes sharks to swim erratically before flipping upside and becoming temporarily paralyzed?
A: Gin and tonic immobility
Sea Star
” I’ll… be… right… here. “
Popeye Catalufa Soldierfish (Pristigenys serrula)
I hate it when you finally figure out which fish is the red one, eventually haul it into the boat, and only after you’ve unwrapped and tasted it that you realize it’s watermelon instead of cherry.
Shark Week!
Q: Why can you make trees out of sharks, rays, and skates?
A: Because they’re all elasmobranches
Eye
Some fish are made of carpet and see through sphincters.
Evolution sure does a lot of experiments.
Longnose Gar (Lepisosteus osseus)
When fish get lonely, they swim to the surface where they can always find a friend.
Shark Week!
Q: Which movie mis-rental is most embarassing for shark parents on family night?
A: Clasper the Friendly Ghost