Tomistoma pondering why, with the most capitalistic president ever elected, the following solutions have not been proposed:

– Sell a set of linked billboards, scaling the rates based on proximity to large cities, allowing both American and Mexican businesses to pay for the border wall.

– Sell the rights for all statues of Robert E. Lee to KFC so they can rebrand him as Colonel Sanders nation-wide in a stunning marketing coup.

– Outsource the U.S.’s nuclear program to China and India, eliminating the need to remember all those pesky codes.

– Get rid of all those troublesome liberal states by selling them cheap to Canada.

Tomistoma is starting to think that some people are the brilliant businessmen they claim to be.

White Handed Gibbon

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Oranges and lemons,
Say the bells of St. Clement’s.

You owe me five farthings,
Say the bells of St. Martin’s.

When will you pay me?
Say the bells of Old Bailey.

When I grow rich,
Say the bells of Shoreditch.

When will that be?
Say the bells of Stepney.

I do not know,
Says the gibbon of Bow.

Largescale Foureyes

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Foureye fish can survive on land, if they find themselves stranded at low tide.

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Foureye fish only have two eyes, but each eye is split into two parts, with each part having its own pupil and retina. This allows them to see above and below the water at the same time.

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Foureye fish are “one side maters”, meaning that right-“handed” males only mate with left-“handed” females and vice versa.

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