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Tag Archives: Red River Zoo – Fargo
Bee
Some days, he would just sit and look out at the world. He wanted nothing more than to finally be alone to finally be himself. But he feared casting aside his family. For though the constant demands were exhausting, there was a comfort in the buzzing busyness and weight of the certainness of expectation.
So he watched and waited, wanting a world that would never be his.
Pig
An man from Abdera is dreaming about a pig he’s selling. He is asking 100 denarii for it, but people are only offering 50. Eventually, he wakes up. Keeping his eyes closed, he holds out his hand and says ‘OK, I’ll take me the 50’.
(Sometimes my jokes aren’t exactly new. ;) ;) ;) ;) )
Horse
Horse walks up to a bar.
Bartender says “Why the long face?”
(Sometimes my jokes aren’t exactly new. ;) )
Koi
Usually, my underwater shots in zoos are made through the glass of an aquarium. This presents certain challenges, but I think I’ve gotten good at it. Once in a long while, I am allowed to put my camera directly in the water.
This koi was a bit puzzled as to what I was doing.
Prairie Dog Performing Antony and Cleopatra
No, to my cabin.
These drums! these trumpets, flutes! what!
Let Neptune hear we bid a loud farewell
To these great fellows: sound and be hang’d, sound out!
Sound a flourish, with drums
Goat
Goat attempting to correct a political misunderstanding on the Internet.
Porcupine
“Frankly, my dear, I don’t build a dam.”
Sheep
If you’re concerned your microwave is spying on you, over-cook stew sans cover. That’ll blind ’em.
#sheepadvice
Takin
This takin thinks we need a compromise on the whole daylight savings time debate and proposes that we just set the clocks back one hour every six months.
Then everyone gets to sleep in and no one loses time.
Cow
Where’s my cow?
Is that my cow?
It goes, “Moo!”
It is my cow!
Bunny
Where’s my cow?
Is that my cow?
It goes, “Mootz!”
It is a bunny!
That’s not my cow!
Lamb
Where’s my cow?
Is that my cow?
It goes, “Baa!”
It is a lamb!
That’s not my cow!
Horse
Some horses need scaffolding.
Red Panda
Unlike the stereotypical human variety, red panda artists aren’t starving.
Bird
I was going to make a joke here about dunking biscuits in tea.
Then I found that Wikipedia has an article specifically on this topic ( https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunking_(biscuit) ), and that fact alone is funnier than anything I could come up with.
Porcupine
“I sense something different about this place. Something … unnatural.”
Bird in Fog
Conceptual comic wondering if the audience will appreciate his “mime trapped in a temporally-shifting hyper-cube” act.
Sign
Dude’s a rebel.
Red Panda
Red pandas start with a +2 base attack bonus, a bonus feat, and one free third level spell per day.