Bactrian camel listening to Owl City’s “Fireflies,” realizing that ten million fireflies would weigh 440 pounds would generate 6000 lumens of light.
As 6000LM flashlights are $40 on Amazon and weigh a lot less, this camel thinks that Adam Young needs an economics lesson.
Pumpkin suspects the camel is interested in more than just kissing.
Pumpkin has some suspicions about the future.
People believe that camel humps are full of water. This is a lie.
It’s actually helium.
They’re a bit easier to see in the fall.
It looks like those scales evolved to provide an easy grip for handlers, but let me tell you, looks can deceive.
I … I am no longer certain how pupils work.
If you’re not careful and drop one, it can form a little snakepile.
The literature informs me that this species lives in “swamps, freshwater marshes, and intermittent freshwater marshes”.
I am now envisioning frog-filled marshes appearing and disappearing Brigadoon-style.
Symptoms from a green mamba bite include local pain and swelling, local necrosis, ataxia, headache, drowsiness, difficulty breathing, vertigo, hypotension, diarrhea, dizziness, and paralysis and death.
Symptoms from influenza include fever and chills, cough, nasal congestion, runny nose, sneezing, sore throat, hoarseness, ear pressure, earache, muscle aches, fatigue, headache, irritated eyes, flushed skin, petechial rash, diarrhea, vomiting, abdominal pain, and death.
You can get a shot to reduce the impact of one of these and, as a bonus, it also protects those around you.
This newt doesn’t understand how humans can jump to conclusions on extremely limited data.
But, as a newt, it doesn’t understand jumping very well either.
Gonna bet that, until today, you hardly spent any time thinking about snake lips
Nike and Adidas are having difficulty breaking into the banded iguana market.
Another fun use of the wide angle macro lens.
According to Reptiles Magazine: “Breeding is not as violent as with many chelonian species, but it is as ardent as with any turtle.”
Going to have replace “____ like bunnies” with “turtles” from now on.
Emerald monitor checking out the wide angle macro lens that lets me pretend to be in a BBC documentary.
For some reason, Hasbro’s spinoff “Cannibalistic Cannibalistic Hippos” never caught on.
Though something of an acquired taste, produce vendors are predicting a lucrative future in biteyfruit.
I promised an updated wombat shot with my low-light camera.
Here you go. Taken in near pitch blackness – 1/20th of a second at ISO 25600, handheld.
Gharial formulating his response to a comment on GameSpot.