African crowned crane who knows that things can be thrown out of whack, but who doesn’t understand how things are gotten into whack in the first place.
Peacock
Quick reminders:
1) Avian dinosaurs never went extinct. We just call them birds now.
2) Dinosaurs evolved feathers long ago.
3) We generally don’t know the colour of those feathers.
Great Hornbill
This Great Hornbill worries that others will learn he bribed his professors in college and blackmailed his way to partner status. He lives in constant fear that his “great” status will be revoked.
Ring Tailed Lemur
When you can see the weekend coming.
Bumble Bee Dart Frog
The bumble bee dart frog gets its name because, according to the math, it cannot fly.
Rhino
Rhinoceros belated realizing that, much like Moulin Rouge, it’s a lot easier to have fun watching Blue Planet II episodes if you stop 80% of the way through each one.
Giant Anteater
Giant anteater trying to figure out if International Women’s Day celebrates women with dual or greater citizenship, women that travel a lot, or just women who work on the international space station and Antarctica.
Tortoise
This tortoise just reminded me that I should probably have dinner sometime today.
Posting it here in case you forgot to eat as well.
Blessed Dart Frog
Great. Now even the frogs are doing mashups.
African Spotted Necked Otter
Otter that has accepted the fact that birds suddenly appear every time you are near, but is still puzzled as to the mechanism.
– Have they been camouflaged this whole time?
– Are they teleporting? If so, from where?
– Do they somehow bend space-time, appearing through extremely short-lived wormholes?
– Is it dimensional slippage? Does that make them refuges from collapsing alternate universes?
Panamanian Golden Frog
Frog politely, but firmly, suggesting that you keep your distance.
Sea Star
Sea stars basically move around by making hickeys everywhere.
Speckled Mousebird
Mousebirds haven’t yet invented napkins.
Panamanian Golden Frog
I’m pretty sure that if the glass hadn’t been there, she would have pinched my cheek, told me how much I’d grown, and offered me a penny candy.
Japanese Snow Monkey
Monkey pondering whether it’s worth the effort correcting the fundamental misunderstandings in a political meme posting.
Crater
Turns out the planet’s been hit by space rocks.
Who knew?
Canyon
Turns out the planet’s been hit with lots and lots of little water molecules over an extremely long period of time.
Ants
Someone left their candy on the ground for more than five seconds.
Mountains
In infrared, the contamination from UV, violet, and blue light goes away and you can see a whole lot further.
This technique works a lot better when the sun is up, of course.
Landscape
Not really sure what’s going on here. The pattern looks like rivers, but the shading looks like mountains.
Sure looks interesting, though.