Alligator realizing that there is a point at which post-industrial nations, reducing their safety and reliability in the pursuit of costs and Internet-of-things features, will meet the level of industrializing nations coming up.
Alligator thinks humans deserve what’s coming to them.
There were once seven dwarf crocodiles. Strangely, they are missing along with that one leucistic alligator that was living with the.
The komodo dragon uses it’s tongue like a bookmark, so it knows where it left off eating.
It’s not that tortoises don’t swim. It’s that they *ordinarily* don’t swim.
It’s no use trying to get his attention. He’s got turtle stuff to do.
Huh. Wonder why.
The zoo calls this a “blue tailed skink”, but according to the , it’s actually a Scooter Tailed Skink.
Lizards are slow.
Lizards like the warm.
Lizards never lost the war.
Lizards follow the reports.
Lizards know what is coming.
Lizards await the drawing warm.
Lizards are patient.
Lizards know they will rule once again.
I wonder if young dragons get their left-tongue and right-tongue mixed up.
Some animals are camouflaged to better hide. Some to better hunt. This guy, though, just got tired of following the ever-changing styles of the fashion industry and decided “screw it, I’m gonna dress like dirt”.
There are both regular pythons and reticulated pythons.
This implies that someone out there is employed as a python reticulator.
Some zoos really don’t like their komodo dragons walking away.
Look at the top vs the bottom to see how much infrared light the steel shelter reflects. It does it’s job quite well.
When you wake up and remember that it wasn’t a dream.
Thinking about getting one of these to put in my basement ceiling.
When you genetically photoshop a snake onto a dragon, you get an iguana.
The “tentacles” are the little mustachey bits on the end of the snake.
The end with the head, in case that wasn’t clear.
Sometimes I can get good lizard photos even when I don’t have flash. They look very different, of course, but still, it’s a neat effect.
He’s operating his T.A.R.D.I.S.
(Terrapin Adjusting Reverse Downward Internodal Shrub)
It is surprisingly difficult to get photos of snakes with both ends in focus.