Category Archives: Mammal

Squirrel

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Squirrel contemplating launching a kickstarter to create an A.I. to generate endless updates detailing invented processes going on behind the scenes and apologizing for shipping delays.

Greater Bushbaby

Greater Bushbaby

The bushbabies are members of the strepsirrhines, which is a suborder of the primates known to have wet noses (and other things). Strepsirrhines apparently split off from the haplorhine primates between 55 and 90 million years ago, at a time that was called “the primate radiation”.

Interestingly, the primate radiation is the only known form of radiation to have given special powers to real life humans but not comic book characters.

Bactrian Camel

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Did you know that you can replace any Ziggy comic with a photo of a bactrian* camel and the caption still works?

  • “I wished for patience over a month ago … when do I get it?”
  • “Nope … this isn’t your day either.”
  • “Whoever said ‘talk is cheap’ probably had unlimited texting”
  • “Talk about irony … I ordered a GPS and it got lost in the mail”
  • “I just ate six happy meals and I’m still depressed”

* This may work for dromedaries as well, but I have not tested it.

Antelope

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According to the Internet, the best way to tell if an antelope is ripe is to locate a small depression at the bottom that yields somewhat when pressed. Sniff there to see if it smells sweet.

In unrelated news, I am not certain the voice search on my phone is working properly.