Did you know that you can replace any Ziggy comic with a photo of a bactrian* camel and the caption still works?

• “I wished for patience over a month ago … when do I get it?”
• “Nope … this isn’t your day either.”
• “Whoever said ‘talk is cheap’ probably had unlimited texting”
• “Talk about irony … I ordered a GPS and it got lost in the mail”
• “I just ate six happy meals and I’m still depressed”

* This may work for dromedaries as well, but I have not tested it.