Bornean River Turtle (Orlitia borneensis)

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This turtle just thought of the concept of a “Progressive Funeral”, in which each mourner opens their home for a few hours and, over the course of several days, everyone moves from house to house, eating, drinking, playing music, and sharing memories of the deceased … and wherever the ashes get forgotten is where they have to be scattered.

This turtle isn’t sure if the idea is brilliant or horrifying.