White Stork (Ciconia ciconia)

Q: What has six legs and can fly long distances?
A: Three albatrosses.

Q: What happens if you cross a duck with a firework?
A: You get a firequaker.

Q: How do you catch a unique bird?
A: Unique up on it.

Q: How do you catch a tame bird?
A: The tame way.

Q: Where do flocks come from?
A: Planted birdseed.

Q: Why did the farmer cross the road?
A: To get all his chickens back.

Q: Why does a stork stand on one leg?
A: Because if it lifted the other, it’d fall down.

A Frenchman walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks, “Where did you get that?” The parrot replies, “In France, there’s tons of them.”

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