Q: What has six legs and can fly long distances?
A: Three albatrosses.
Q: What happens if you cross a duck with a firework?
A: You get a firequaker.
Q: How do you catch a unique bird?
A: Unique up on it.
Q: How do you catch a tame bird?
A: The tame way.
Q: Where do flocks come from?
A: Planted birdseed.
Q: Why did the farmer cross the road?
A: To get all his chickens back.
Q: Why does a stork stand on one leg?
A: Because if it lifted the other, it’d fall down.
A Frenchman walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks, “Where did you get that?” The parrot replies, “In France, there’s tons of them.”