˙ǝuo sıɥʇ ɹoɟ uoıʇdɐɔ ʎuunɟ ɐ ɥʇıʍ dn ǝɯoɔ ʇ,upʃnoɔ ʇnq ‘pǝıɹʇ I
You’ve probably heard that the levels of anti-depressant and birth control chemicals in the oceans are on the rise, but did know that was true for lip-plumpers as well?
“Unfunny! Total Loser! Hoax! Lock her up! Fake News!”
Politics makes a lot more sense when you remember that humans are apes.
This fish is a rebel and doesn’t give a fin about your so-call “rules” of artistic composition.
After watching Toy Story 2 and 3 last week, this fish is still trying to figure out why the dinosaur, pig, and slinky-dog can all talk, but Woody’s horse can’t.
“How does a cannibal eat an elephant?”
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I am proud to present our new Director of Vision for the use of Land and Air (pending confirmation).
This rhinoceros has observed that it is easier to unify under hate than nuance and politely suggests that educated people re-evaluate their political strategies.
Quiz time! These fish are called “archer” fish because:
i) When they get excited, they quiver.
*) During breeding season, they make a noise that sounds like “Phrasing!”
c) The odds are ever in their favor.
4) They shoot insects with jets of water.
д) Their long lives pass like swift draughts of the sweet mead.
ζ) They are unhealthily obsessed with the death of their city.