This snake has been reading all of your posts and fundamentally has a problem with more than one person being the best mother in the world.
This snake is pondering the style of contest needed to determine the truth.
Tag Archives: Phoenix Zoo – Phoenix
Heron
Heron realizing the common multi-factor authentication are easily guessed or forged:
Something you know – password, etc
Something you have – authentication token, etc
Something you are – fingerprint, etc
and that is proposing the following additional options, which are harder for attackers to guess:
Some place you’ve been
Some problematic belief you hold
Something you said that you immediately regretted
Some of your failed hopes and dreams, cast aside in the journey to adulthood
Some other time, login later
Sum total of your assets
Summa summarum, more factors are needed
Red-Crested Cardinal
Fun prank idea: pour beet juice into the apple bobbing tank.
Pelican
I never understood why it’s the storks that bring the babies when pelicans are clearly better equipped for that job.
Arizona Mountain Kingsnake
Kingsnake realizing that the woman in the song tells Captain Wedderburn he must answer six questions and then proceeds to ask seven.
Kingsnake wonders if 86% is the accepted passing grade for a trysting.
Narrow Headed Gartersnake
The narrow headed gartersnake hunts, and hides, in the water. This can make photography difficult as, the moment you’re set up, off into the water he goes.
I was lucky to be where the zoo took off the aquarium top and let me light and photograph more directly than is usually possible.
Dalmation Pelican
Water is GLORIOUS!
White Faced Saki
White faced saki watching Avengers: Infinity War
Andean Bear
Andean bear that requested “just a few highlights” from the stylist, but this is fine. Really. It’s fine.
Gator
Alligator hoping for a light snack
Speckled Rattlesnake
Rattlesnake realizing that he has no idea whatever happened to Tommy and Gina, if they managed to hold on to what they got and wonders whether they made it or not.
Spectacled Owl
This owl knows that it’s Friday, that it’s beautiful weather outside, and suspects that you are not actually too sick to come into the office.
Pigeons
Rush hour sucks for everyone
Cheetah
Cheetah checking its pee-mail.
Prairie Dog performing Taming of the Shrew
Here’s no knavery! See, to beguile the old folks,
how the young folks lay their heads together!
Prairie Dog performing All’s Well That Ends Well
O madam, yonder’s my lord your son with a patch of
velvet on’s face: whether there be a scar under’t
or no, the velvet knows; but ’tis a goodly patch of
velvet: his left cheek is a cheek of two pile and a
half, but his right cheek is worn bare.
Brown Pelican (Pelecanus occidentalis)
They went through a lot of pelicans before they evolved the ability to float.
Prairie Dog playing Hamlet
See you now;
Your bait of falsehood takes this carp of truth:
And thus do we of wisdom and of reach,
With windlasses and with assays of bias,
By indirections find directions out:
So by my former lecture and advice,
Shall you my son. You have me, have you not?
Burrowing Owl (Athene cunicularia)
What do you call a swimming baby owl?
A moist-owlette
How do we know that owls are smarter than chickens?
Ever heard of Kentucky-fried owl?
When does a Owl go “quack”?
When it is learning a new language.
What do you get when you put a bee in front of an owl?
A bowl!
What happened when the owl got a sore throat?
He didn’t give a hoot.
“Knock, Knock”
“Who’s there?”
“Who…”
“Who, who?”
“Who, who, who, who?”
“Who, who, who, who, who?”
“Who, who, who, who, who, who?”
“Who, who, who, who, who, who, who?”
“Who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who?”
What happened to the owl that fell in the well?
It got wet.
This owl doesn’t think any of these jokes are funny and is losing respect for you for laughing.
Bee
Not content with pointing out the flaw in calculation showing that bees couldn’t fly, this bee shows it can perform under load.