“As I told you Mr Potter, naughty children deserve to be punished.”
Sea otters know you can’t actually slap someone over the Internet, but that doesn’t stop them trying.
Among Sony’s numerous attempts to capitalize on the rights to Spider-Man was the short-lived underwater movie.
Electro didn’t go over well with test audiences.
Scale, gill and fin
Sting resistant skin
If you don’t keep turning your piranhas, they don’t ripen evenly.
“She woke up to discover it had all been a dream … the monsters, the chase, the desert, all of it. But then she rolled over to discover that her bed was DRY!”
For a while, a long time ago, I was puzzled over the fact that both water (mostly made of hydrogen and oxygen) and air (mostly nitrogen with a bit of carbon and oxygen for flavor) were clear when most things made of those atoms are not.
Then I realized that eyes evolved in water and then moved to land.
This otter just realized how what he said at dinner last night was likely interpreted by his dining companions.