This bird is against vaccinations because three times as many people die from car crashes than from guns, and even more die from bad chemicals in the body*. This bird is bad at science and math, but pretty good at the Internet.

* It’s true! – https://www.iii.org/fact-statistic/facts-statistics-mortality-risk

This pigeon is disappointed to realize that most people only care about a smoking gun if it happens to be pointing in their general direction.

This is just your reminder that bird wings are complex structures and that they don’t just flap up and down.

This owl knows you’ve broken that new year’s resolution and, as you did the same for three years running, thinks that maybe you should simply accept yourself, flaws and all — but won’t say anything, because that would be rude.

Snowy owls aren’t actually snowy. They’re just white.

This is good because otherwise they’d melt when they come inside for the bird show.

Eagle pondering that an alternative solution would be genetically engineer people to have bulletproof skin, but realizing that such an approach would require funding research scientists, so it won’t happen either.

After you get into a fight with your shadow.

Yeah.

Sometimes I feel this way about America too.

Even in infrared, geese are not evenly distributed