Frog politely, but firmly, suggesting that you keep your distance.
Tag Archives: Blank Park Zoo – Des Moines
Sea Star
Sea stars basically move around by making hickeys everywhere.
Speckled Mousebird
Mousebirds haven’t yet invented napkins.
Panamanian Golden Frog
I’m pretty sure that if the glass hadn’t been there, she would have pinched my cheek, told me how much I’d grown, and offered me a penny candy.
Japanese Snow Monkey
Monkey pondering whether it’s worth the effort correcting the fundamental misunderstandings in a political meme posting.
Ants
Someone left their candy on the ground for more than five seconds.
Panamanian Golden Frog
In frog land, goiters* are sexy.
* Well, technically, it’s the sounds the goiters make … which isn’t much better.
Bald Eagle
Eagle realizing that today, decades later, he has no idea how much the doggie in the window actually was.
Kori Bustard
The goose is not the only silly bird.
You will rock you
Buddy’s not spry, make a big gneiss
Layin’ on the ground – gonna be a big crag some day
You got mud on your face
Like diabase
Melt-crystallizin’ all over the place
Thinkin’
You will, you will, rock you
You will, you will, rock you
Buddy you’re a young stone, hard stone
Standin’ in the earth – towerin’ o’er the world some day
You got mud on your face
Anorthoclase
Lattice substitution in matrix-space
You will, you will, rock you
You will, you will, rock you
Buddy you’re an built-in mountain
Pleadin’ erosion won’t make you into grit some day
You got mud on your face
With periclase
Metamorphosin’ right there in place
You will, you will, rock you
You will, you will, rock you
You will, you will, rock you
You will, you will, rock you
Big cat jokes
Q: With which big cat should you never play cards?
A: Cheetah
Q: If a four-legged animal is a quadruped and a two-legged animal is a biped, What’s a tiger ?
A: Stri-ped !
Q: Why can’t a leopard every hide properly?
A: It’s always spotted.
Q: How does the lion stay the king of the jungle?
A: By maintaining claw and order.
Ha!