While normally dappled to provide camouflage in the forest undergrowth, sokoke cats lick themselves blonde before venturing out into the desert.

No big deal. Just eatin’ the rich.

This serval refuses to share articles from well-known satire sites like the New York Times, Washington Post, and Fox News.

Life is a farce.

Now we know where the fissures in logs come from.

I think he missed a spot.

You come to this cat, on the day his daughter is to be married, and you ask for a favor. Someday, he may call upon you to do a service in return. On that day, you will have a choice – to say “yes” or “no.”

Either answer is acceptable, for this cat understands the difference between friendship and debt.