Do you like water? Do you LOVE water? … Then you need our newest product! ICE!

ICE is just like water, but portable … WITHOUT a dedicated container!

Take your water to the mall! To the library! On a picnic with friends … or just by yourself.

It’s not just about carrying your water with you. You can stack it! You can juggle it! You can even throw it at your friends!

So you’re tired of both your water AND your water’s CONTAINER, call now and get ICE! Remember … ICE IS NICE!

(Warning, ice is not compatible with certain weather patterns and may revert to its original form. (Do not taunt ice.))