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“How does the bastard, orphan, son of a whore … Go on and on … Grow into more of a phenomenon?”

“Watch this obnoxious, arrogant, loudmouth bother … Be seated at the right hand of the father”

“Washington hires Hamilton right on sight
But Hamilton still wants to fight, not write
Now Hamilton’s skill with a quill is undeniable
But what do we have in common?”

“We’re reliable with the … Ladies!”

“There are so many to deflower”

“Ladies … Looks … Proximity to power”

“Ladies … They delighted and distracted him
Martha Washington named her feral tomcat after him”

“That’s true!”

(Though, to be fair, Alexander Hamilton was not actually a leucistic peacock.)