Fish Jokes


A little fish walks into a bar. The bartender asks the fish “What can I get you?”
The little fish replies (gasping) “Water! I need water!”

Two fish swim in a concrete wall.
One turns to the other and says “Dam”.

What do you call a fish who is missing an eye?

2 fish are in a tank, one says to the other one “I’ll drive, you can shoot the gun”

What is the easiest way to catch a fish?
Have someone throw it to you.

What do you call the soft tissue that lies between a sharks teeth?
A very slow swimmer

Where do fish keep their money?
In a river bank.

Why are fish easy to measure?
Because they bring their own scales.