After hours a’ caucusing, the group determined …

Sometimes, people are going to have sex
Sometimes, people are going to have babies
Sometimes, people are going to be mean
Sometimes, people are going to be greedy
Sometimes, people are going to be lazy
Sometimes, people are going to die

The platform of the Birds of a Feather party, therefore, is that after thousands of years of recorded history, people are unlikely to change, so any political plans that assume otherwise are unlikely to work and should be avoided. The birds are confused at why the humans seem focused on prevention of the impossible instead of the amelioration of likely consequence … but what do they know? They’re only birds.