The Whydah, pronounced “wi-duh”, was a fully rigged galley ship that was originally built as a passenger, cargo, and slave ship.

No, I get it either.

The art of maintaining rock fences is only to a few.

Some finch painters would really rather be working on other birds.

Egrets are basically just pokey water cuddle birds.

Fourth position en haut of the wings.

The new mousetrap design wasn’t very effective.

Remember that write in votes are an option.

Chester A. Arthur wants a second term.

Bali mynahs are basically big feathery smurfs.

This finch has some questions about America’s upcoming election

– Wouldn’t it be weird to move back into a house you lived in sixteen years ago?
– Shouldn’t people have to fill out a job application and go through a background check before they get to this level? Everyone else does for their jobs.
– Are bribery payments tax deductible?
– Why is no one talking about their pets? #firstpetsmatter
– Really? I mean … really?

Never said they were good questions (except that last one).

I’d have gone with “Golden Bodied Starling”, personally.

Some birds use an 8 bit colour palate. I think it’s to save on resources.

Some birds have very spikey tongues.

When the tag says “hang to dry”, do not put it in the dryer.