Whooping cranes like to tell jokes:
A fully vaccinated person and a non-vaccinated person walk into a bar. Six weeks later, the non-vaccinated person’s grandparents die.
Whooping crane jokes aren’t all that funny.
Tag Archives: Calgary Zoo – Calgary
Butterfly
This butterfly’s hobby is telling business people that not everything that matters can be measured, waiting through their rants, and then asking them to quantify exactly how angry they are.
Rockhopper Penguin
This penguin understands that everyone makes mistakes, but observes that some sure do seem to make a lot more of them than others.
Whooping Crane
This crane had a witty, relatable, and terse observation on human nature, but has decided to keep it to itself in the interest of retaining friendships.
Penguin
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Cougar
Cougar realizing that CAPTCHAs prove non-artificiality by identifying traffic lights and crosswalks … the very thing that self driving cars are supposed to do.
Bighorn Sheep
This sheep is aware that the 1980’s are as far away from today as WWII is from the 1980’s, but it doesn’t bother him because he likes being a time traveler.
Chacoan Peccary
That feeling when your pandemic restrictions are loosening up but you’re not sure if you actually want to hang out with anyone anymore.
Butterfly
Butterfly patiently waiting for the vaccine rollout to include the 1-30 day age range.
Bactrian Camel
This camel has opinions that initially seem like reasonable statements on economic priorities, but that upon review place the personal property of his friends above the lives of those he doesn’t personally know.
He calls this view “social responsibility”.