Fabio* was airbrushed**

* For those of you who haven’t seen 40 yet, Fabio Lanzoni was a famous model in the 1980’s*** and 1990’s*** who only looked like this around the (bleached) hair.

** For those of you who haven’t seen 30 yet, airbrushing was an analog**** version of photoshop.

*** For those of you who haven’t seen 20 yet, I am talking about things that happened in the last century.

**** For those of you haven’t seen 10 yet, this means “in those ancient day before computers existed”.