This rhino is well aware of the evidence. He knows about the studies. He knows about the damage it would cause to both the ecosystem. He knows it’s unnecessary. He knows that it’ll reduce work opportunities. He knows it’ll cost so much his children may starve to death.

But you see, if they don’t build the wall, he’ll have to admit that he was wrong, and that’s just unacceptable.

The ancients could use such structures to count all the way up to 624 with as few as 16 deer.

Nothing wrong with rhino milk. Full of goodness, full of vitamins, full of keratin jelly.

Lasts longer than any other milk, rhino milk.

For the cheetah shows, they use two leashes with two collars, held by two people. I guess if a cheetah escapes, it’s a bit tricky to catch.

The Indian rhinoceros has a small trunk-like lip that is used to dig in the ground for food and to point at people handing out apples.

Where’s Waldo is harder to play when your species lacks colour vision.

Gorilla thinking about the fact that people can “calm down” and people can “clam up”, suspecting that someone made a typo and now we’re all stuck with it.

Giraffes have dark-coloured tongues. The classic explanation of this is that it protects against sunburn.

In ultraviolet, their tongues are bright white, likely for the same reason.

Rhino’s can’t count very well, and can only play Connect Three.

Cheetah that, while researching dive companies, found one that does both snorkeling adventures and ash-scattering memorial services … and that hopes the two activities are not combined.

Rhinoceros realizing that if life begins at conception, pauses at birth and doesn’t begin again until 40, presuming one has gained enough personal wealth and power to drive personal and political change for those who spout trite adages about aging, that a great many things in the human world start to make sense.