Modern wolves are quite compact-able for easier shipping.
Category Archives: Mammal
Dog
Something touched his foot
Porcupine
It is traditional to bow or curtsy when you enter the presence of the king. However, porcupines are open minded and do not associate the gesture with any particular gender, so choose as you will.
Otters
Yeah, otters are pretty cool
Otter
Some otters wear invisible top hats and monocles.
Cow
This is basically like you eating one chocolate chip.
Jaguar
After such careful stalking, he’s upset to realize that he’s been spotted.
African Lion
The lion’s share
Cheetah
Cheetah pondering the phrase “to sow your wild oats”.
If the oats have been sown, then they’re not exactly wild now, are they?
African Lion
When he knows you’re lion.
Dragonfly
It can be very hard to positively identify certain animals, particularly insects. For example, with dragonflies, you have to know the colour and patternings on their body, but you sometimes also have to know general size, where they’re located, and the time of the year you saw them.
Of course, it helps if they’re also not partially inside of a mongoose.
Andean Bear
Andean bear wondering if he can get away with selling “Asteroid and Meteor Insurance” and refusing to pay out for claims on the basis that those were all actually meteorites.
Talapoin Monkey
The zoo called this a “talapoin”, but there are two species of talapoins, the Angolan and the Gabon. Not knowing what made them different, I went a-searchin and came across the following claim:
“Unlike the related Angolan talapoin, the Gabon talapoin has flesh-coloured (not blackish) ears and facial skin.” (from The Kingdon Guide to African Mammals, by way of Wikipedia)
Now maybe it’s just me, but it seems that the ears and facial skin or any monkey, whatever they look, would be flesh-coloured.
Crayola’s got a lot to answer for.
Sun Bear
That feeling when you finally build up the energy to go climbing only to run out of tree.
Russian Squirrel
Squirrel pondering his investment options.
Cow
Some cows aren’t tall enough to lick the food out of people’s hands.
Some cows have developed workarounds.
Pallas Cat
One of these guard cats only tells lies. The other only tells lies as well.
Basically, cats don’t care about your petty human concept of “truth”.
Porcupine
Porcupine that just downloaded the Shazam app and is realizing that it is of no use whatsoever in identifying the plaintful music that he hears in his dreams, echoing strains of melody like tendrils holding his mind hostage until the wee hours of the morning yawn and spread wide to welcome the day.
Pallas Cat
Pallas cat kittens are not all equally brave.
Giant River Otter
Giant river otters play in the water just like small ones.