What do you call a swimming baby owl?
A moist-owlette

How do we know that owls are smarter than chickens?
Ever heard of Kentucky-fried owl?

When does a Owl go “quack”?
When it is learning a new language.

What do you get when you put a bee in front of an owl?
A bowl!

What happened when the owl got a sore throat?
He didn’t give a hoot.

“Knock, Knock”
“Who’s there?”
“Who…”
“Who, who?”
“Who, who, who, who?”
“Who, who, who, who, who?”
“Who, who, who, who, who, who?”
“Who, who, who, who, who, who, who?”
“Who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who?”

What happened to the owl that fell in the well?
It got wet.

This owl doesn’t think any of these jokes are funny and is losing respect for you for laughing.