Bali mynah with doctor repellent*

* This is actually ineffective. Doctors are not actually scared of apples**

** Or birds***

*** Well, living birds**** anyway. Some are probably scared of dinosaurs*****, which are a form****** of birds

**** Except cassowaries. I’d imagine many reasonable doctor would be scared of cassowaries*******

***** Okay, the big scary dinosaurs anyway. Micropachycephalosaurus wasn’t very scary at all

****** Technically, birds are a form of dinosaur, but I think you get the point

******* And macaws********

******** ICD 10 W61.12