Q: How can’t you measure a snake?
A: In feet.

Q: What do you call a snake who works for the government?
A: A civil serpent.

Q: What do you call a snake that’s very polite?
A: A civil serpent.

Q: Why did the zoo’s breeding program have to replace all their plastic pedestals with wooden ones?
A: Because adders can only multiply with a log table.

Q: Why did the snake see Gone With The Wind in the theater?
A: She really liked the book.

Q: How did the snakes get out of jail?
A: They scaled the wall.

Ha!