These trees recently got into college and joined the drama program.
They are quite serious about their art.
I have nothing against breast feeding in public, but as the kid grows larger and larger, there’s a point where it gets udderly ridiculous.
This crow is calling for friends because she’s tired of feeling responsible for causing sorrow to all that see her.
Sometimes the hotspot you get with infrared on some lenses works to your advantage.
Just the safari park in infrared
I swear there was a duck there a second ago.
If this bird slams his metal bands together, he is transported to the negative zone and replaced by a superhero.
This gorilla was trying to write a report, but ABBA came up on the playlist, so he went to see what they were up to and discovered that they will be launching a “hologram” project in 2019, but the word hologram can mean different things. After reading up on it, he’s decided that their “hologram” project will likely involve digital recreations that are presented in a 3D form via some sort of augmented or virtual reality, which is an odd term in of itself because reality is only ever experienced through the senses and no one is ever in a position to know what an objective reality is in the first place. Although, to be fair, it is now believed that we have more than the traditional five senses, with some putting the number as high as eighteen, one of which is proprioception, or the ability to sense where one’s body parts are, and now the gorilla can’t stop feeling his ears, which are listening to ABBA.
This gorilla doesn’t really want to write a report.
The best salad is sky salad.
It never fails. Every bush has at least one that isn’t ripe yet, so you have to leave it behind.
Gorilla that just realized that soul cakes don’t actually contain souls and is now having to consider other ways to reach his tithe quota.
This bee eater is baffled by the fact that despite how long zombies have been popular, we still don’t have a zombified version of “Danny Boy”.
Songwriters, you have two months.
In infrared, sitatungas are patronuses.
This duck wants grandchildren and doesn’t think it unreasonable to pressure her offspring to devote over a quarter of their lives to create new living beings so this duck can visit them for a couple hours every few months.
This antelope doesn’t understand why humans don’t just force their elected officials to alternate each term with having to live on what the lowest paid worker earns.
Even-toed ungulates understand economic incentives.
Cape buffalo realizing that a banjo made of gold would be ineffective at doing anything other than shining in the sun, so it couldn’t play “Wish that girl was mine”.
I see a lot of oryx because I visit a lot of zoos. I have to remind myself that they extinct in the wild. Today, according to the IUCN red list, there are:
* 130 in captivity in Bou Hedma, Tunisia
* 25 in Sidi-Toui, Tunisia
* 12 in Oued Dekouk, Tunisia
* 240 in Souss-Massa, Morocco
* 18 in Guembeul, Senegal
* 12 in Ferlo, Senegal
There are also some recovery populations at the San Diego Zoo and the Phoenix Zoo.
There are also numerous ranches in Texas you can go to kill and eat them.
This game of tic-tac-toe is going to take forever.