Desert Box Turtle (Terrapene ornata luteola)

He doesn’t like being old.

He is upset at how the world has changed.

He hates the kids today.

He is angry that the lifestyles he was not permitted in his youth are now considered acceptable.

He doesn’t understand why his jokes aren’t funny anymore.

He dislikes today’s music, television, and movies.

Desert Box Turtle (Terrapene ornata luteola)

Grumph.