Burrowing Owl (Athene cunicularia)

What do you call a swimming baby owl?
A moist-owlette

How do we know that owls are smarter than chickens?
Ever heard of Kentucky-fried owl?

When does a Owl go “quack”?
When it is learning a new language.

What do you get when you put a bee in front of an owl?
A bowl!

What happened when the owl got a sore throat?
He didn’t give a hoot.

“Knock, Knock”
“Who’s there?”
“Who…”
“Who, who?”
“Who, who, who, who?”
“Who, who, who, who, who?”
“Who, who, who, who, who, who?”
“Who, who, who, who, who, who, who?”
“Who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who?”

What happened to the owl that fell in the well?
It got wet.

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This owl doesn’t think any of these jokes are funny and is losing respect for you for laughing.